okay, i admit it. i really enjoy this show. it's like a train wreck that is so disastrous that you wouldn't give it proper justice if you didn't at least give a peek at it. it has become my latest guilty pleasure and i'm not even ashamed to admit it. watching these overpaid, talentless yet amusing "douche canoes" with a tongue in cheek humor perhaps makes me feel better about myself. maybe the guys have P90x bodies, maybe they have "fresher" clothes, maybe saying the word "three" without the letter "h" is cool, but ultimately watching them parade the streets of Miami on a typical day on a semi-scripted show still makes me look an effin genius. and therein lies the charm of the show...
though these characters lived a blessed life of partying and fame, deep down your envy only goes so far when you realize that you are actually pretty fortunate that you aren't like them at all. yes, the joke is on me...their wallets get fatter as people like myself continue to watch, but i'm still glad that on the scale of evolution, i'm a little closer to the man on the right than the gorilla on the left. oh jersey shore - looking past the fist pumping and the GTL, i'm just glad that i have enough wits about me to even get the joke.
de jesus....effin out.
